Hair of the Dog

Posted by Ali-G (Ottawa, Canada) on 13 February 2007 in Animal & Insect.

ok i know it is bad form to post repeated pictures of your pet - kinda like the overweight balding guy at coffee who figures he is hip because he grew a goatee when he and his high-school sweetheart now long-suffering matronly wife diane went down to some club med knock-off financed by a government of canada foreign aid grant designed to give a job and big macs to the poor of the carribbean but in reality only provides some low-life drug smuggler deported from the streets of toronto at least three times with a convenient money laundering scheme and anyway growing of the goatee hides the fact that of the skinny pock-face blonde from Germany that was sunbathing topless the day before and who got even more drunk than said overweight guy and gave him a hickey on his chin in their impromptu clandestine make-out session just before she staggered off to blow chunks all over the plastic villa begonias and having safely kept his b-grade assignation from his wife until they arrived back in Bobcaygeon and picked up their three squalid squirmly squirrelly children from grandma's house who thoughtfully trucked said offspring down to the Sears at the mall for their 50% off portrait sale and presented the new brown Mr and Mrs Brown with wall-size, portrait-size, album-size and, yes, wallet-size photos, our esrtwhile Lothario now feels compelled to foist said photo on every passing co-worker foolish enough to have forgotten to avoid the tim hortons on the first floor of the building at precisely 10:35 every morning.
No I am not that kind of crazy dog owner - I just thought it was a beautiful picture.

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